Rating : 4/10
Release Date : 21st August, 2015
Time : 126 minutes
Director, Writer: Umesh Shukla; Music : Sanjoy Chowdhury
Starring : Abhishek Bachchan, Rishi Kapoor, Asin, Supriya Pathak, Mohd Zeeshan Ayyub



This is an ad for the book Secrets masquerading as a movie


It�s also silly, maudlin, reliant on slapstick and ludicrousness and has one of the worst soundtracks in recent memory


Abhishek returns home from Bangkok after ten years to find his dictatorial, stingy father, Rishi Kapoor, deep in debt to the local toughie, Zeeshan Ayub, and his mother, Supriya Pathak, suffering from Alzheimers. Salvation could lie in some jewelry, left in the safe-keeping of his mother�s brother. Or the sale of his Dad�s bakery � which the Dad is fundamentally against. Thus begins a ridiculous, hare-brained �adventure�, which also involves Asin (who reads Secrets everyday), and is about to go in for an arranged marriage, but wants to get married to Abhishek, only he is too grumpy / anti-marriage (having seen his parents loveless one) to do so�


Along the way, the father-son bicker and try to resolve their issues, the toughie�s gang stumble and fumble their way around, stupid caricatures of Punjabi families abound, while Asin gives lovelorn looks and sheds silent tears.



The performances are average � the only one who impresses is Zeeshan � and the music is downright terrible. The second half, towards the end, improves a bit and does make a few valid points but it�s lost in the midst of the overall silliness. This is definitely a film that is the complete anti-thesis of its title�